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February 27

What Is A Kook In Surfing Terms? How To Spot One (and how to avoid being one…)

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So, what is a kook in surfing terms?

You’ve likely heard the term before, and you’ve probably even been called it behind your back (I’m sure I have, I know that much), but what does the term ‘kook’ in surf slang actually mean?

Let’s dig in a little and find out…


WHAT MAKES YOU A KOOK?

A kook is somebody that:

  • Lacks authenticity
  • Has all the elite level, advanced equipment - without the skills to warrant it (all the gear, no idea)
  • Is out of touch with real surf culture
  • Pays little attention to any/all surf etiquette

In a nutshell a kook is someone that tries too hard.


HOW DO YOU SPOT A KOOK?

A kook will generally be the guy/girl getting suited and booted in the carpark draped in all the latest, top of the range surf gear.

They’ll be talking all about swell directions, swell period, winds, tides and everything in-between to anyone that’ll listen to them (don't be that guy).

They’ll likely - not so elegantly - drop into the conversation their lack of fear in big waves, and their technical prowess in all other conditions too.

However upon entering the water, the picture is much different…

They’ll aggressively paddle for waves (looking ridiculous in the process), and either fall instantly, or stand up poo-man style and try to rip the wave to pieces.

In their head, they’re Kelly Slater ripping Lower Trestles, in reality however, they look kinda ridiculous.

That my friends, is a kook.


WHY ARE SURFERS CALLED KOOKS?

The word kook is kind of unique to surfing, and over the years it’s morphed a little from its roots, now being used as slang for anyone that’s being a bit of a dick.

  • If you drop in on someone you’ll be called a kook.
  • If you paddle for an easy wave and fall, you’ll have “kooked” the take-off.
  • If you put your wetsuit on the wrong way around you’ll be the "ultimate kook".

All in all, the word kook has grown into a word with many use cases, in a multitude of scenarios.


HOW TO STOP BEING A KOOK?

To stop being a real kook just stop trying to be someone you’re not. Quit trying to talk-the-talk without walking-the-walk, and just be real and be humble.

Pretty simple really.

However, avoiding being a 'kook-kook' if you know what I mean is much more difficult. 

In fact I probably sound like a right kook writing this now 😬

*Note to self, stop trying to be funny when you write you kook.


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A KOOK AND A BEGINNER?

Being a beginner doesn’t make you a kook, not at all.

Not unless you start dropping in on people and talking yourself up that is.

A beginner is authentically at the start of a learning cycle, a kook is at the same place in the learning cycle but thinks they’re not.


WRAPPING IT UP

As with everything in life, be authentic and be genuine.

That’s what being cool really is.

You can’t fake it…

Even if you try.

So wherever you are in the journey of surf progression embrace it, as people can see inauthenticity from a mile off.

Yew!

Rowan 🤙

ROWAN CLIFFORD

Rowan is the nerd behind the scenes.  But when he's not knee-deep in code, you'll find him immersed in the crypto-world or sending it at his local beachie.

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